My name is Milan
I'm selling my soul
To anyone willing to pay a small toll
If you care to hopskip to the aforementioned link
Perhaps you'll find a small token you think doesn't stink!
And if this be true, I drive a bargain quite soft,
I invite you to raid my tomb like Laura Croft
And if from this cavern you find nothing you fancy,
Would a custom-made "something" intrigue you, by chancy?
From bed sheets, to shower curtains, to the canvas tradition
I offer to bring your fantasy to fruition!
No prejudice to medium, don't be shy with requests,
I live for a challenge, put my skills to the test!
11''x 17'' things starting at $40
True: Longer labor, width, length, and love may spice up the price,
But if I throw out a number that makes you "OH LORDY!"
I'll see if we can't make a deal that is quite nice :)
If you're wanting to buy,
first comment and say "AYE!"
Until then, I bid you, my dear friends, a great ToOdles
And await as
Your Trusty Fiend of the Doodles,
Milan delVecchio
